James pond 1 and 3 review

These games are so bad they're worse than Mario's Time Machine. These games are so confusing. Lets just get into the review. In James Pond you're an agent and you have to do a bunch of stuff. In the first level you have to save crabs from fishermen. But the only problem is anything can kill you. If you touch a fish you die, if you touch a boat you die, if you touch the ocean floor you die. But I beat it. In the next level you have to get rid of oil and if you touch the oil you don't die the screen goes black. And the worst part about this level is that there's this hole that sucks you in, and when it does this you get put in a death trap that you can't get out of. An that's the part I gave up on. Now let's talk about its horrible sequel. In James Pond 3 you're stuck on the main screen, you can push any button you want but nothing will work. When I did get something to work it took me to the first level and here is where the real frustration starts. The first problem I found was that you couldn't go backwards, but you could go forward but not by pushing right, instead  you push up. These games are so bad. If you see this game anywhere smash it with a hammer.